As it’s Friday afternoon we thought we’d share a light-hearted
look at some of the more humorous enquiries we’ve encountered over the years.
Recently we had a flurry of e-mails from suppliers offering
discounts on ‘basment conversion’ products. It reminded us of an enquiry we
received from someone who had mis-read one of our vans and thought we offered
‘damp ROOFING’.
A little further digging and we managed to find a few more
amusing slip-ups, so here are our top 5:
1. Typos: basment conversions, damproofing and membrain are
the most common!
2. “I have a severe problem with damp in my horse.” (Perhaps
a vet…?)
3. “I need someone to install a Jacuzzi spa bath, double
sink, double shower and WC, tile walls and floor (marble) and all electrics.
The room is 15ftx19ft approx. I am a pensioner and on a tight budget so would like someone
to do the work for £100 or less. (Yes, this was for real. Wish my ‘tight
budget’ allowed for huge marble luxury bathrooms, don’t you?)
4. “My husband fell through the loft and wrecked his Artex.”
(Ouch, sounds painful!)
5. “Ah, it says Damp Roofing on your van, can you come and
look at our roof please?” (Not sure why you’d want a DAMP roof – aren’t they
all damp in Wales and Shropshire anyway?)
Hope you have a great weekend, and remember if you need
assistance with damproofing (or even damp proofing) or your ‘basment’ needs
waterproofing, find us online at http://www.coniferbasements.co.uk/
or call 01650 531 694. (Probably best not call us with any wet horses though,
can’t really help with that.)
Friday, 2 March 2012
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Have you considered a back-up pump?
Should you consider a second, back-up pump for your basement conversion?
In the event of a power failure coinciding with storm and flood conditions - which is not an uncommon event - it would be advisable to have a secondary battery-powered pump in place to prevent potential disaster.
After spending money to damp-proof and convert your basement or cellar, the last thing you would want is to have the finishings, furniture and contents damaged by flood.
We always recommend a sump and electric pump to continually take away water and moisture from underground spaces such as converted basements and cellars. An ideal precautionary measure is to install, at the same time, a secondary back-up pump as peace of mind that, should the power fail your belongings and living space are safe from risk of damage or destruction.
If you would like further advice on whether a back-up pump is necessary for your cellar conversion or basement project, we are always happy to offer guidance and suggestions. Call our expert damp proofing team on 01650 531 694 for friendly, specialist advice.
In the event of a power failure coinciding with storm and flood conditions - which is not an uncommon event - it would be advisable to have a secondary battery-powered pump in place to prevent potential disaster.
After spending money to damp-proof and convert your basement or cellar, the last thing you would want is to have the finishings, furniture and contents damaged by flood.
We always recommend a sump and electric pump to continually take away water and moisture from underground spaces such as converted basements and cellars. An ideal precautionary measure is to install, at the same time, a secondary back-up pump as peace of mind that, should the power fail your belongings and living space are safe from risk of damage or destruction.
If you would like further advice on whether a back-up pump is necessary for your cellar conversion or basement project, we are always happy to offer guidance and suggestions. Call our expert damp proofing team on 01650 531 694 for friendly, specialist advice.
Friday, 16 December 2011
Happy Christmas from Conifer Damp Proofing!
Yes, we know it's still over a week away but we wanted to let you know about our plans over the festive period.
We'll be closing the office at the end of business on Wednesday 21st December and returning on Tuesday 3rd January. During this time you'll still be able to leave us a voicemail or of course send us an e-mail, and we'll also be continuing to add information to the website (at http://www.conifer-property-services.co.uk/) and the Damp Proofing Blog over Christmas and New Year. In fact, we've got some very useful damp proofing information and articles to share about whether to consider a back-up pump when waterproofing for a basement or cellar conversion, and a case study on damp proofing injection services in and around Shrewsbury, Shropshire.
Finally, we look forward to making 2012 a warm, dry and damp-free year in your home!
Have a great Christmas and thank you for your support this year. Cheers!
~The Conifer Team~
We'll be closing the office at the end of business on Wednesday 21st December and returning on Tuesday 3rd January. During this time you'll still be able to leave us a voicemail or of course send us an e-mail, and we'll also be continuing to add information to the website (at http://www.conifer-property-services.co.uk/) and the Damp Proofing Blog over Christmas and New Year. In fact, we've got some very useful damp proofing information and articles to share about whether to consider a back-up pump when waterproofing for a basement or cellar conversion, and a case study on damp proofing injection services in and around Shrewsbury, Shropshire.
Finally, we look forward to making 2012 a warm, dry and damp-free year in your home!
Have a great Christmas and thank you for your support this year. Cheers!
~The Conifer Team~
Wednesday, 23 November 2011
Conifer Damp Proofing – November 2011 Blog
As the year ends it’s time to start putting plans into place for your damp proofing projects for 2012.
Did you know that, as damp proofing specialists, Conifer can provide commercial damp proofing services for large projects such as underground car parks and hotel basements, as well as domestic damp proofing, waterproofing and tanking?
Such projects often require advance planning and preparation, and, as damp proofing is one of the first stages of most commercial projects of this type, it’s best to get in touch as soon as possible. Our team of damp proofing specialists can advise and assist with the planning stages of your commercial project right through to completion if required, so why not call on Conifer for our knowledge and expertise?
Conifer are experts in commercial damp proofing in Shropshire, the Midlands, Cheshire and London – however our service is UK-wide and we provide commercial damp proofing services across the whole country. For more information or advice call our team of damp proofing specialists on 01650 531 694 today.
We are quickly filling our calendar for 2012 – to ensure availability please enquire as early as possible to avoid any delay.
Did you know that, as damp proofing specialists, Conifer can provide commercial damp proofing services for large projects such as underground car parks and hotel basements, as well as domestic damp proofing, waterproofing and tanking?
Such projects often require advance planning and preparation, and, as damp proofing is one of the first stages of most commercial projects of this type, it’s best to get in touch as soon as possible. Our team of damp proofing specialists can advise and assist with the planning stages of your commercial project right through to completion if required, so why not call on Conifer for our knowledge and expertise?
Conifer are experts in commercial damp proofing in Shropshire, the Midlands, Cheshire and London – however our service is UK-wide and we provide commercial damp proofing services across the whole country. For more information or advice call our team of damp proofing specialists on 01650 531 694 today.
We are quickly filling our calendar for 2012 – to ensure availability please enquire as early as possible to avoid any delay.
Tuesday, 18 October 2011
Updates from Conifer Damp Proofing – Autumn 2011
It’s been a busy year for Conifer and we’re currently planning our schedule for 2012.
A brief update to our Blog to keep you posted on what’s been happening:
We’ve seen more requests this year than ever before for mortgage-related damp surveys. Many mortgage lenders will now only approve lending if certain conditions are met, and signs of damp in purchased properties is one of the criteria which is now becoming increasingly prevalent.
Conifer can survey and report on damp issues in properties and produce written specifications and recommendations in line with requirements from mortgage companies and/or estate agents. For full details on this service please call 01650 531 694.
We’ve also seen a flurry of activity in new conversion projects, with lots of exciting plans for disused barns, old farmhouses and outbuildings in particular.
It’s worth bearing in mind that with projects such as this, it’s important to carry out damp proofing works first. This allows the DPM (damp proof membrane) to be tied into floors and wrapped around new joists etc. Along with any required roofing works, this should be the starting point for your project before any other work is carried out.
We are happy to provide advice and guidance for large projects and conversions, and our particular expertise is in stone and solid-wall construction. Give Conifer a call on 01650 531 694 for more information.
It’s time to start thinking about what progress you’ll make with your basement conversion, barn conversion or damp proofing projects in 2012. We’re already booking for Spring so now’s the time to get in touch and start making it happen!
Why not give our helpful team a call, or drop us a line to: i@coniferbasements.co.uk
A brief update to our Blog to keep you posted on what’s been happening:
We’ve seen more requests this year than ever before for mortgage-related damp surveys. Many mortgage lenders will now only approve lending if certain conditions are met, and signs of damp in purchased properties is one of the criteria which is now becoming increasingly prevalent.
Conifer can survey and report on damp issues in properties and produce written specifications and recommendations in line with requirements from mortgage companies and/or estate agents. For full details on this service please call 01650 531 694.
We’ve also seen a flurry of activity in new conversion projects, with lots of exciting plans for disused barns, old farmhouses and outbuildings in particular.
It’s worth bearing in mind that with projects such as this, it’s important to carry out damp proofing works first. This allows the DPM (damp proof membrane) to be tied into floors and wrapped around new joists etc. Along with any required roofing works, this should be the starting point for your project before any other work is carried out.
We are happy to provide advice and guidance for large projects and conversions, and our particular expertise is in stone and solid-wall construction. Give Conifer a call on 01650 531 694 for more information.
It’s time to start thinking about what progress you’ll make with your basement conversion, barn conversion or damp proofing projects in 2012. We’re already booking for Spring so now’s the time to get in touch and start making it happen!
Why not give our helpful team a call, or drop us a line to: i@coniferbasements.co.uk
Thursday, 28 April 2011
Reasons to Call Conifer for your Basement Conversion
Do you have a damp, disused basement?
Increase the value of your home with a luxury basement conversion by Conifer.
Did you know that a well-finished basement conversion could add 20-30% to the value of your home?*
Particularly in London, where more living space is always welcome, you may be surprised at the difference a basement conversion can make to your property.
Specialists in completely effective membrane damp proofing methods, and using the latest membrane damp proofing technology, Conifer's team of experts will convert your disused basement to the living space of your dreams.
How about a home gym or fitness studio? A pool or games room? Large-screen cinema?
We cover West London, Wales, Shropshire and Cheshire - Why not give Conifer a call on 0800 001 4213 and find out how we can improve your home today...
10 Reasons to call Conifer - 0800 001 4213:
1. We offer no-obligation expert advice and will only recommend the most appropriate products and method for your individual project.
2. We are Safeguard-recommended contractors and our damp proofing products carry a minimum 10-year guarantee.
3. We provide a bespoke, fully itemised estimation service, complete with computer-generated diagrams showing the work to be carried out, so you know exactly what's happening and how much it's going to cost on a FIXED PRICE! No nasty surprises or going over budget!
4. Our trained team of professional damp proofers are also selected for their skills in general building, plastering, plumbing and finishing (as well as for first-rate customer service), so that you don't need to organise a myriad different tradesmen – we'll take care of it all from start to finish.
5. We're tidy in our work and our team wear branded workwear and hard hats so you know who's who on site!
6. We operate a one-project-at-a-time policy: we won't be nipping off to other jobs or leaving you living with a half-completed room for a fortnight while we do something else! Once we've started, we see it through until the project is finished to our high standards.
7. We're perfectionists. We dislike sloppy workmanship as much as you do, and take great care and attention to detail over our finished projects.
8. We're professional. We respond to telephone calls and e-mails promptly and courteously, and keep you in the loop and fully informed at every stage of your project.
9. You'll receive a full specification of the work carried out and copies of any guarantees - Our guarantees ARE transferable, a nice benefit if you are planning on selling the property!
10. We're OBSESSIVE about QUALITY and SERVICE. Everyone says it, WE MEAN IT!
*Source: The Independent - Property Section, February 2010
Increase the value of your home with a luxury basement conversion by Conifer.
Did you know that a well-finished basement conversion could add 20-30% to the value of your home?*
Particularly in London, where more living space is always welcome, you may be surprised at the difference a basement conversion can make to your property.
Specialists in completely effective membrane damp proofing methods, and using the latest membrane damp proofing technology, Conifer's team of experts will convert your disused basement to the living space of your dreams.
How about a home gym or fitness studio? A pool or games room? Large-screen cinema?
We cover West London, Wales, Shropshire and Cheshire - Why not give Conifer a call on 0800 001 4213 and find out how we can improve your home today...
10 Reasons to call Conifer - 0800 001 4213:
1. We offer no-obligation expert advice and will only recommend the most appropriate products and method for your individual project.
2. We are Safeguard-recommended contractors and our damp proofing products carry a minimum 10-year guarantee.
3. We provide a bespoke, fully itemised estimation service, complete with computer-generated diagrams showing the work to be carried out, so you know exactly what's happening and how much it's going to cost on a FIXED PRICE! No nasty surprises or going over budget!
4. Our trained team of professional damp proofers are also selected for their skills in general building, plastering, plumbing and finishing (as well as for first-rate customer service), so that you don't need to organise a myriad different tradesmen – we'll take care of it all from start to finish.
5. We're tidy in our work and our team wear branded workwear and hard hats so you know who's who on site!
6. We operate a one-project-at-a-time policy: we won't be nipping off to other jobs or leaving you living with a half-completed room for a fortnight while we do something else! Once we've started, we see it through until the project is finished to our high standards.
7. We're perfectionists. We dislike sloppy workmanship as much as you do, and take great care and attention to detail over our finished projects.
8. We're professional. We respond to telephone calls and e-mails promptly and courteously, and keep you in the loop and fully informed at every stage of your project.
9. You'll receive a full specification of the work carried out and copies of any guarantees - Our guarantees ARE transferable, a nice benefit if you are planning on selling the property!
10. We're OBSESSIVE about QUALITY and SERVICE. Everyone says it, WE MEAN IT!
*Source: The Independent - Property Section, February 2010
Sunday, 16 May 2010
How does Conifer Damp Proofing work?
It's been a busy time for us here at Conifer Damp Proofing over the last couple of months. It's a time of year that people begin to plan large projects and home improvements in order to make the most of the good weather (yes, we do get some!)
When an extension or conversion project is being undertaken, homeowners naturally want to know more about the people carrying out the work. This trust is extremely important, and our advice when planning work on your property is to ask the company you invite to quote for the work certain questions to give you peace of mind and confidence in their quality of service. Are they adequately insured? Will they use quality materials? Do they have references from previous customers? Do they offer guarantees? Are they easily contactable by telephone and e-mail and do they respond promptly and courteously?
When comparing quotes, note how they have been presented. Is it a full and complete specification of the proposal, with explanations, diagrams and full cost breakdowns? Is it specific to your requirements? Was it delivered to you within the time promised? Estimates are an excellent indication of the dedication, care and professionalism that will be put into your project. (So those scribbled numbers on the back of a chocolate wrapper should be ringing alarm bells... for a very good reason!) You should never make a decision based solely on the cheapest price. That old saying about getting what you pay for has never been more true than in the construction industry!
Conifer Damp Proofing has been built on an outstanding reputation for its standards of service, as well as quality of work. Our own expectations are very high indeed, and we treat our customers with the level of attentive service and professional competence that we would wish to receive ourselves. Our office landline is almost always manned, and if it isn't, answerphone messages are replied to straight away on our return. E-mails are checked every day and if we have said we'll call you, then we will.
Our team are smart and instantly recognisable with matching Conifer uniforms and vans, and we keep you informed during every stage of your project, whether we're simply fitting a new damp proof course or converting your basement or old barns. We take exceptional pride in our work and make sure that every detail is finished as perfectly as if it were our own home.
It's our belief that Conifer Damp Proofing is a unique company within its craft, in our approach to quality and service standards. If these values are important to you, you need a company that can answer "Yes" to every one of those questions we talked about at the start. Conifer can!
For more information call Conifer Damp Proofing on 01650 531694 or see the website www.conifer-property-services.co.uk
When an extension or conversion project is being undertaken, homeowners naturally want to know more about the people carrying out the work. This trust is extremely important, and our advice when planning work on your property is to ask the company you invite to quote for the work certain questions to give you peace of mind and confidence in their quality of service. Are they adequately insured? Will they use quality materials? Do they have references from previous customers? Do they offer guarantees? Are they easily contactable by telephone and e-mail and do they respond promptly and courteously?
When comparing quotes, note how they have been presented. Is it a full and complete specification of the proposal, with explanations, diagrams and full cost breakdowns? Is it specific to your requirements? Was it delivered to you within the time promised? Estimates are an excellent indication of the dedication, care and professionalism that will be put into your project. (So those scribbled numbers on the back of a chocolate wrapper should be ringing alarm bells... for a very good reason!) You should never make a decision based solely on the cheapest price. That old saying about getting what you pay for has never been more true than in the construction industry!
Conifer Damp Proofing has been built on an outstanding reputation for its standards of service, as well as quality of work. Our own expectations are very high indeed, and we treat our customers with the level of attentive service and professional competence that we would wish to receive ourselves. Our office landline is almost always manned, and if it isn't, answerphone messages are replied to straight away on our return. E-mails are checked every day and if we have said we'll call you, then we will.
Our team are smart and instantly recognisable with matching Conifer uniforms and vans, and we keep you informed during every stage of your project, whether we're simply fitting a new damp proof course or converting your basement or old barns. We take exceptional pride in our work and make sure that every detail is finished as perfectly as if it were our own home.
It's our belief that Conifer Damp Proofing is a unique company within its craft, in our approach to quality and service standards. If these values are important to you, you need a company that can answer "Yes" to every one of those questions we talked about at the start. Conifer can!
For more information call Conifer Damp Proofing on 01650 531694 or see the website www.conifer-property-services.co.uk
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